Being woken up by a text from someone that will always confuse you and lead you around in circles and never let you go back to sleep is never fun. All you can do in response to something like this is pull the bowl for tea off the shelf, research literary agents, and blast some girl impowering Avril Lavigne.
Life has loveliness to sell...
Eyes that love you, arms that hold
-Barter, by Sara Teasdale